April242014

i just thought about how glued i’m going to be to youtube when kate bush starts her london residency. fuck.

11AM

officialdennisreynolds:

if you mock someone for praying or finding comfort/purpose in their religion then you are a gross person

(Source: chiltno, via claudefelixfloor)

10AM
will your sperm produce mathematically genius offspring
oh i thought you meant donate it to the math museum, hahahahaha nvm
9AM

maybe i’ll just donate all of my sperm. how much will that get me?

9AM

Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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(via sad-little-moon)

9AM

*sees “museum educator” job on craigslist”

fuck yeah!

*sees “museum of mathematics”*

o nvm

2AM

best fucking live band. i could listen to “pink lady lemonade” for eight hours straight, maybe more. 

April232014

mudwerks:

The Mothers Of Invention | What’s The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?

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(109 plays)

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9PM

(Source: musicyoushouldlisten, via americanband1997)

(250 plays)

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9PM

stephenhawqueen:

"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.

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